What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:56

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

-mwahh

Is it possible to run away from home at 16? What are some essential items to bring for survival?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

Google Phone app is getting a visual makeover with Android 16's Material 3 Expressive - Android Police

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

Valerie Bertinelli Shares the Trader Joe’s Snack She’s ‘Addicted’ to — and Walked Around a Store 3 Times to Find - AOL.com

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

Kroger closing 60 stores over next 18 months - LiveNOW from FOX

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]